Compare your intelligence with Shanghainese one.

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Living in Shanghai requires an accurate carefulness. Appropriate behaviour may not be the most obvious one, and mistakes may be very difficult to avoid. This test shall enlighten the right and straight way (as only devils - foreign devils - go straightward). Answer each question carefully, in order to avoid trouble as long as possible, and to find an efficient solution. Each wrong answer will make you lose some points and your final score will be given at the end of the test.

QUESTION 1 : While walking in the street, you hear just beside you a powerful throat cleaning noise, and, before you can react, you receive part of its author's entrails on your shoes. The spitter doesn't react. How do you behave?